The Burn-In Period

$25.00 every month

You’re not new here - you’re just not done proving it.

Looking for something more singular? One of a kind, even? This is your chance.

Each mailing includes an original piece of art — usually 5x7, but the dimensions aren’t fixed. Sometimes you’ll get a limited-edition relief print. Sometimes it’ll be a watercolor, rendered in archival pigment on proper paper. Always fresh. Always unique.

Hang it above your sofa. Gift it to someone who won’t ask questions. Or tuck it in a drawer, just in case original art becomes the new currency. (We’re not saying it will. But it might.)

It ships through regular mail, and I will write “Do Not Bend.” That said, if your postal carrier is listening to Rage Against the Machine, there are no guarantees.



(Month-to-month subscription. Renews monthly)

You’re not new here - you’re just not done proving it.

Looking for something more singular? One of a kind, even? This is your chance.

Each mailing includes an original piece of art — usually 5x7, but the dimensions aren’t fixed. Sometimes you’ll get a limited-edition relief print. Sometimes it’ll be a watercolor, rendered in archival pigment on proper paper. Always fresh. Always unique.

Hang it above your sofa. Gift it to someone who won’t ask questions. Or tuck it in a drawer, just in case original art becomes the new currency. (We’re not saying it will. But it might.)

It ships through regular mail, and I will write “Do Not Bend.” That said, if your postal carrier is listening to Rage Against the Machine, there are no guarantees.



(Month-to-month subscription. Renews monthly)

One month. One package. No filler. No exit interview. No apologies. Renewed every month unless you stop it.